stuckinmisseory

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? 
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

me writing essays

16 days!!!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

50shadesofacceptance:

abby, bisexual, this is my first time really coming out to anyone and i just want you guys to know im here if any one needs anything. maybe we can help each other ! im also recovering from self harm and depression <3

Holy fuck! Gaw where are all the women around me!